He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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