Christians are straight up FREAKS
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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