I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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