theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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