Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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