He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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