It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
NoShamevember. You game?
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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