Having a random hookup so left but love u
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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