This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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