Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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