i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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