YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
did i walk over a car last night?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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