Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
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You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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