They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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