if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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