The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
