im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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