Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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