she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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