And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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