you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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