My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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