what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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