Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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