2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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