8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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