She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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