is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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