So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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