i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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