Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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