It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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