porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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