It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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