That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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