I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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