question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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