Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just blew my weed a kiss
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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