I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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