I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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