i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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