you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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