dude i'm inner monologue high
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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