I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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