I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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