he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I am one with the molecules
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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