She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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