Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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