so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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