You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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