I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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