Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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